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| I'm too sexy for this ocean |
After a long, holy-crap-is-the-Devil-on-a-bender hot weekend, I was looking forward to sweating over Man Candy Monday this week if only for some variety. This week's theme: Euro Trash. This theme somehow feels like the embodiment of Man Candy Monday's
raison d'etre. Stripped of the puritanical American trappings, Euro Trash Man Candy had the potential to bring Man Candy Monday to a new level of "oh-my-gawd-what-is-
that?" awesomeness.
And I missed it.
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| EuroTrash cowboy? So last week, darling. |
I can hardly believe it myself. Have the blooms fallen off the Man Candy -er - stems? Have the burgeoning pecs of manliness been - gasp! - punctured?
Perish the thought! Merely an epic fail on my part as I turned around not once but twice in my office Monday night, sure that I was forgetting something but leaving nonetheless only to pull off the highway two miles from home with the realization that I'd left my laptop in my office.
Polish Moment unparallelled.
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| The scruff of sensitive ManCandy |
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| He never inhaled - smoke. |
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| David Gandy from Light Blue Cologne Advert |
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| Gotta love a hot man in braces |
Rather than have my - ahem -
research to go unrewarded, here for your viewing pleasure are the pictures I'd amassed for EuroTrash ManCandyMonday.
Ciao Baby.
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| Just. My. Quarry. |
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| Bon Jovi, the EuroTrash edition |
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| Are those zebra trunks? |
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| Hit me with your best shot. Please. |
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| Dis towel is, how you say? Too much. |
Don't repeat my mistakes and miss Man Candy Monday. Join us on Twitter every Monday beginning at 9 PM EST and use the hashtag #ManCandyMonday. The theme for August 1st is Bollywood. Finger chimes are optional.
